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Poster:blood_water
Date:2005-04-16 09:14
Subject:Top 5 really good songs from really crappy movies
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5. Crazy for You from Visionquest
4. Me and My Arrow from The Point
3. St. Elmo's Fire from St. Elmo's Fire
2. One Vision from Iron Eagle
1. Entire soundtrack from Xanadu

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Poster:next362
Date:2005-04-14 22:09
Subject:TOP 5 ALL TIME Anagrams of my name:
Security:Public

1. TELL NO NINJA "DAHL"
2. NO LATIN HAND JELL
3. LENT JOHN A ILL DNA
4. A NINTH JELLO LAND
5. HOLLAND JEAN LINT


Close Runners Up:
A INTN'L HONDA JELL
HELL NO A NINJA LTD.
A TALL JOHN LED INN
TAN JILL HELD ANON
JILL LEND HO AN ANT
HA, JAN LED NOT NILL

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Poster:blood_water
Date:2005-02-20 14:36
Subject:Top 5 funniest death scenes in the history of the movies so far
Security:Public

1. Wally Shawn in The Princess Bride
2. Paul Ruben in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3. Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove (okay he wasn't dead, but it was still funny.)
4. The guy in the backseat in Pulp Fiction
5. The people in the swimming pool in Eating Raoul

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Poster:sweetasssam
Date:2005-02-20 12:44
Subject:
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Top 5 proof that all things Canada suck:
5. Snow ("rapper" not weather)
4. Averil Lavingne
3. Alanis Morrisette
2. Rush
1. Celine Dion

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Poster:sweetasssam
Date:2004-11-27 11:43
Subject:Top 5 Celebrities that make me NOT see the movie.
Security:Public
Mood: hungry

This is the list of top 5 people that piss me off so bad, I can't watch them in anything, no matter how good it allegedly is.

5. Naomi Watts (she's just such a bad actress, its painful to watch her)
4. Russel Crowe
3. Angelina Jolie
2. Colin Ferrel
1. Billy Bob Thornton

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Poster:next362
Date:2004-08-25 16:59
Subject:Top 5 80's songs most likely to be found on a High Schoolers Mix tape for a girl
Security:Public

Top 5 80's songs most likely to be found on a High Schoolers Mix tape for a girl thats not his girlfriend:

5. Charlatans UK - The Only One I Know
4. New Order - Bizzarre Love Triangle
3. Blondie - X Offender
2. The Clash - Train in Vain (Stand By Me)
1. Ah-ha - Take On Me

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Poster:blood_water
Date:2004-08-03 22:18
Subject:Top 5 things Seattle has contributed to the world that we didn't really need
Security:Public

1. Overpriced coffee
2. Crappy operating systems
3. Courtney Love
4. Nintendo
5. Middle-class white people who brag about magnificent natural scenery as if they invented it or something.

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Poster:blood_water
Date:2004-06-21 22:41
Subject:Top 5 Bands I Hate Because Their Names are So Fookin STOOPID
Security:Public

1: Modest Mouse
2: Huberstank
3-5: Fill 'em in yourself, I just wanted to bash those two.

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Poster:sweetasssam
Date:2004-01-24 21:29
Subject:Top 5 foods I'll only buy name brand.
Security:Public

5. Kraft Mac & Cheese
4. Heluva Good dip (its not false advertising, folks)
3. Tanqueray
2. V8
1. Oreos

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Poster:blood_water
Date:2003-12-12 22:34
Subject:okay, it's a top ten list...
Security:Public

...just delete the five of your choice.

TOP TEN SEAFARING SONGS

Southern Cross - Crosby Stills and Nash
Cool Change - Little River Band
I'm Your Captain - Grand Funk Railroad
Ride Captain Ride - Blues Image
Dreamboat Annie - Heart
Calypso - John Denver
Sail On - the Commodores
Sailing - Christopher Cross
Sail On Sailor - The Beach Boys
Six Months in a Leaky Boat - Split Enz

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Poster:a_fallen_starr
Date:2003-12-08 15:00
Subject:Top 5 (*or so) Bands of All Time...
Security:Public
Mood: artistic

In no particular order:


1. The Beatles
2. Led Zepplin
3. The Talking Heads
4. Mindless Self-Indulgence
5. The Smashing Pumpkins
6. The Cure

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Poster:sweetasssam
Date:2003-11-30 22:52
Subject:Listening to Clockwork Orange Soundtrack--I was inspired!
Security:Public
Mood:drunk-ish

Top 5 best movie soundtracks
5. The Big Lebowski
4. Lolita
3. Pulp Fiction
2. A Clockwork Orange
1. Amadeus

So its a repeat! So sue me! No one else is posting anything!

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Poster:blood_water
Date:2003-09-04 21:31
Subject:Top 5 songs NOT to play when you're severely depressed
Security:Public

1. A Day in the Life - the Beatles
2. Slip-Sliding Away - Paul Simon
3. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
4. Me - Paula Cole
5. Unsent - Alannis Morisette (make that ANYTHING by Alannis Morisette).

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Poster:blood_water
Date:2003-08-27 22:33
Subject:Top 5 songs to play when you're on the run
Security:Public

1. Midnight Rider Allman Brothers
2. Get Out of Town Dan Hartman
3. Indiana Wants Me R. Dean Taylor
4. Take the Money and Run Steve Miller
5. Renegade Styx

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Poster:a_fallen_starr
Date:2003-08-15 03:02
Subject:Top 5 Places to Not Hit on Someone...
Security:Public
Mood: flirty

(*excluding the obvious "Family Reunion")

5. Wal-Mart
4. Welfare Office
3. Plasma Center
2. Planned Parenthood
1. the STD Clinic

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Poster:sweetasssam
Date:2003-08-08 13:46
Subject:Top 5 USA
Security:Public
Mood: amused

Top 5 trashy states:
5. Arkansas
4. Oklahoma
3. New Jersey
2. Florida
1. West Virginia

Top 5 lame states:
5. Nebraska
4. Iowa
3. Idaho
2. Wisconsin
1. Utah

Top 5 redneck states:
5. Alabama
4. Virginia
3. Texas
2. Tenessee
1. Kentucky

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Poster:sweetasssam
Date:2003-08-01 14:42
Subject:Top 5 phobias
Security:Public
Mood:freaked out!

5. Midgets
4. Clowns
3. Crowds/small places
2. Dental equipment (especially the little spit sucky thing)
1. Amputees

Honorable mention--people with no teeth

My biggest fear is actually a midget amputee clown. YUCK!

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Poster:blood_water
Date:2003-07-30 22:06
Subject:Top 5 songs to play when you're up to no good
Security:Public

1. Is It a Crime - Sade
2. Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Dionne Warwick
3. Pink Panther Theme - Henry Mancini and His Orchestra
4. Me and Mrs. Jones - Billy Paul
5. Living in Wartime - The Talking Heads

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Poster:a_fallen_starr
Date:2003-07-29 04:39
Subject:Top 5 'Marmot' References:
Security:Public
Mood: silly

4.www.marmot.com
3.http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/305994/nicemarmot.jpg
2. http://www.livejournal.com/users/comic_getfuzzy/55323.html
1. The Big Lebowski

Okay, so that's only four

Any suggestions?

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Poster:a_fallen_starr
Date:2003-07-29 03:45
Subject:Top 5 Fight Club Top 5 Lists!
Security:Public
Mood: aggravated

5 - Top 5 Brad Pitt Movies:

  • 5. Interview with the Vampire
  • 4. Se7en
  • 3. Twelve Monkeys
  • 2. Snatch
  • 1. Fight Club

    4 - Top 5 Edward Norton Movies:

  • 5. The Italian Job (*even though I haven't seen it yet, hehe)
  • 4. Red Dragon
  • 3. American History X
  • 2. Death to Smoochy
  • 1. Fight Club

    3 - Top 5 Helena Bonham-Carter Movies:

  • 5. A Room with a View
  • 4. Hamlet
  • 3. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
  • 2. Merlin (made for TV)
  • 1. Fight Club

    2 - Top 5 Meatloaf Movies:

  • 5. Crazy in Alabama
  • 4. Spice World
  • 3. Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • 2. Wayne's World
  • 1. Fight Club

    1 - Top 5 Quotes from Fight Club

  • 5. I'm not paying this back - I consider it asshole tax.
  • 4. I felt like puttin a bullet between the eyes of every panda who wouldn't screw to save his species.
  • 3. The first person who comes out this door gets a lead salad - you understand??
  • 2. Stickin' feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
  • 1. I am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.

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